You can change the direction this train is moving just by thinking about it.
this is perfection
what do u put in a toaster
bread
this isnt even a joke
A blind man walks into a bar and a table and a chair
(Source: vaspim)
h4te:
i want to go on a shopping trip where i am the only one in the shopping mall and everything i want is free
that’s called night robbery
so be it
exactly.
well this is more emotional than expected
(Source: adrians1)
the inside of your butt is warm enough to hardboil an egg
oh no I’m not falling for this one again
Again
one time my sister said “omfg” in a text and my dad was like “u don’t need that f” and took away her phone
(Source: rraaaarrl)
recommended for me
peacocks look like they speak french
(Source: llamasaremybestfriends)
im trying to be more positive *sheds electrons and becomes highly unstable*
Some light reading
