A blind man walks into a bar and a table and a chair
i want to go on a shopping trip where i am the only one in the shopping mall and everything i want is free
that’s called night robbery
so be it
i’m tupac on the inside.
tupac is dead.
well this is more emotional than expected
the inside of your butt is warm enough to hardboil an egg
oh no I’m not falling for this one again
one time my sister said “omfg” in a text and my dad was like “u don’t need that f” and took away her phone
peacocks look like they speak french
im trying to be more positive *sheds electrons and becomes highly unstable*